fucking homies

man its been awhile since i added an entry. but yeah man shit here has been finally picking up. cept maybe on the school work but yeah fuck that man its first semester. yeah man now ive got a fren that reminds me of ross cept he's american. its fucking hilarious. but yeah man just not as big smoker. hell man noone here smokes as much as b-1-1. its kinda funny coz coz the white ppl sell to the black ppl. and when they sell, they sell the worst shit. then when you have a couple of joints with the white guys and say their shit sux, they puff up their chests and go yeah man i can get you better shit. and he does. hahah i love playing with ego. fucking americans. yeah man my mid terms are up and i prob should be studying. but yeah i also should be doing a lot of other things that i havent done yet. you know youre in a diff country when you walk into a restaurant and the waiter misses an item in your order, and he replies "oh snap". hahaha yeah the small things do count in life man. speaking about quirks, i had an epifone the other day. actually it was just a real touching moment when i realize life back at home was wake up to sum breakfast sex, then drive down to satelite for sum real currymee, goddamn i miss that, then back to mk for a hit, and chill out the whole day listening to kids run around and a waterfall in the background. then go out and have a nice dinner with the woman of your life, esp favourble if it was green curry, then go back home and play sum nfs. and finally ending the entire day with a couple of hits and everynow and then a decent plan for singapore domination. man talk about the epitome of serenity. and if you ever needed anything it was at your fingertips from a car, to substantial company, hell i say we had everything a teen wanted short from making them a spoilt justin. if someone told you, you would find that abroad, they lied. yeah that was just a point i just had to get off my chest. damn that thing has been buggin me for sumtime. now where was i? man i went to class the other day, quite proud of this one actually, hhehe i called the teachers class a waste of time and he was teaching shit. damn man how often do you get to call a phd prof an idiot. man this country does have its little quirks. oh yeah i got a couple more things to shit out before i fuck off. about 1 month back the trash chute in my dorm got stuck and sum dude chucked out a ciggarette bud in that chute. hehe and the rubbish caught fire and set off the alarms. so everyone got shoved out and we all had to sit outside till 3 in the morning. fucking hell man and at the end we found out we were all chilling outside coz the sprinklers had flooded the first floor. i was like its not like half and inch of water is that hard to shove out of the corridor and its not like the water entered the rooms. fucking bastards made us wait outside for 3 hours man. fuck that. hahaha then a virus hit. goddamn that was funny. yeah sum dumbfuck let out a virus and it fucked up all the computers that was on the campus network including the admins and different departments in the university. so yeah everyone had to get their hard drives exchanged. and the pre virus hardrives got sent to the fbi. yeah now everyone has lost admin rights to their lappys. its all very hilarious. yeah my indian frens are almost obsolete now. fuckers are just too small minded la to layan. not like the americans are any better but hey at least they speak english. you know what so cool about a blog. the fact that you guys just read the rantings of a stoner on a different post code. man if i was back home at least someone would have said shut the fuck up already. hehehe have fun. send me emails man. it would be nice to hear from sum fuckers back home.

ps: goddamn cigarettes here are expensive

a month after

apa hal dengan kau semua. fucking quite rite all you bastards back home. talk a bit man. oh by the way my numbers 248-877-4417 yeah and i hope most of you retards know the area code hahahah. anyways its been ages since i fucking dissed sumone. come ill give you a little more insight about the shit here. so rite now my frens are down to a limited few. got 2 good frens nefi and rahul. nefi is the beared lady if i avent mentioned it before. yeah man if i start dissing her about her beard or her fat she gets emo so kena control sikit la. man i miss malay man but you guys prob guessed it already. then theres rahul which helps alot with random things. hmm expanding now my dormmates moved in. both are complete naive and very very uninteresting. comes with an xbox though so hahah i got one in my room. yeah when i get my camera which should be either the end of this month or sumtime next month ill upload loads of shit. expanding summore the dorm ppl here are ok ok la. got the few crazies but yeah man all young so no one will step that extra mile you know yeah well thats fucked la. oh and for those that dunno i tore my ligament bout 2 weeks ago so yeah shits been slow la. got issues even buying shit from the store. on the plus side this place caters for so many fucking fat ppl that when i do get to the supermarket i can use a electric wheel chair. fuck thats fun man. can you imagine me in a wheelchair in a mall. dude man its like a goddamn dream come tru hahhaha. so yeah being handicaped does have its perks i guess. this bastards confiscated my bb gun though. can you believe it. bastards just walk into my room and took it when i wasnt there coz my dumbfuck roomy thought i was a terrorist and all. yeah man but i got it back. can hunt skunks again. yeah man you know how ppl are scared of bearded ppl there. haha times that by 4 and you get an american when he sees a yeti. oooohhh yeha so im keeping it in rebellion against the gods of fate for fucking my leg up. walk into a mall with a beard man and ppl literally move hahhaha its so cool. yeah the teachers are so so as well. got the typical racist i love america teacher for econs and sum jew for a subject i have no idea wats it about. so yeah its got its little laughs. fuck this blog ah is too long and too little substance hmm must be all those emails to villie hehehe. hey feeq the iphones are still under contract man i checked again. useless assholes. aiy take care stoners and fellow individualists alike. man i so cannot do this every 2 weeks or so. just to fucking lece and when you do write it just piles on damn

americans, a whole new level of the term ignorance is bliss

greetings from michigan. yeah im fine but then again im always fine hahaha. yeah man since this is my first official post i just wanted to give a shout out to all my homies back home. yeah everylast one of you bastard stoners and nerds alike from the most controversial assholes to the most conservative fuckheads i know, waaaaassssssssappppppp? damn i miss yall. yes now that the formalities part is done im gonna get to the bitching. i mean dude seriously americans man. but yes let me give you the low down on how im doing on this part of the world. i got a saudi roommate. man first time i met him i thought he was a stoner for a good like 10 years or sumthing. fucker is so slow ive seen snails lay eggs faster then him finishing a sentence then i found out that he really is just like that. can you imagine, haha he was probably dropped a couple of times before the doc gave him to his mum in the hospital. but yeah he has a whole group of frens that all speak fucking arabic but smokes up so you prob already see the pros and cons of the whole relationship haha. then theres this other group of indian guys that basically make my primary circle rite now. i know its cliche but hey there aint no americans to make frens with rite now since the term hasnt started yet. actually i do have one american fren. shes from new york and she has a beard. i swear to god she makes me laugh everytime i see her. and fucking hell man the things you hear about america and how fat and stupid its populace is has got sum truth to it. i mean this countries population is majorly obese, it makes me look like a model. so yeah im just running around calling everyone fat and noone has shot me yet coz i act like that asian kid that will pull out sum kungfu shit out of his ass hahaha. anyways back to the indians i tell you they are the most naive bastards ive ever met seriously. can you imagine indian nerds that practically suck ppls assholes just to get ahead, straight from india but chilling out in us. the kind that travel 3000 miles halfway around the world just to eat indian food. fucking losers but hey they have cars and they drive me around so yeah they do their part in getting me closer to my baby viper. by the way this place is vast man. an example, from my place to the nearest convenient store is like mont kiara astana to the science center. nonsense i tell you. so yeah a car is a must here. so off i went to the license place for the second time coz the first time around i didnt have the "specified" docs. anyways i walked in and spoke to the woman and she asked me for a proof of residence doc. so i hand in an acceptance letter and a letter to officiate my residence at the unis dorm all complete with contact info and address and names. and the bitch behind the counter said im sorry but we cant accept this for its not wat we are looking for. then she hands me this slip of paper which i got from the first visit and points out the details i need and that its not a valid student id. so i handed her my student id which by the way doesnt have my unis addy on it, which makes it invalid appearently even after all the documents i gave her. and she starts talking to me really patronizingly now saying we can only accept the documents stated on the slip. by this time im like fuck you and walked out taking literally a whole bag full of documents. kinda fuckin uptight no? but yeah this country is full of decadantly ignorant fat fucks so far. but yes now that all the bitching is out of the way its time to do wat i came here to do. be a jackass and get into trouble hahaha. man i cant wait to get a video camera. ive got the perfect mortal kombat rat fatalities lined up for peeps that actually visit this site. you know it still feels funny that im actually blogging. i really never saw this coming.


ps the radio here makes jj and rudy look like superstars. fucking bastards

All Mk are sissy bois

matt fuck u too u hairy monkey...

happy posting to a certain chicken head and baldy i know. fuck you too hahah